Sometimes a little change is welcome. Let's talk about marriage and sex.

You can now get married by walking to the church in the main city to the east of the temple.

Take your significant other to the priest to propose getting married. Say hello, then say marry, and then do as told. You'll each get a new outfit after the marriage is done, along with a new command called "love." Something good will happen whenever you use the word "love" in front of your lover.

If you right click a player, it will show you who they are married to!

Now, to go above and beyond with this, you can have !sex with your lover (though you can still engage in it without one...), but use condoms (right click it)—you can obtain them at the Gucci store—to avoid getting pregnant or giving your partner AIDS.

Congratulations already, enjoy!

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